[ press-release:// ] experimental
Standard press release skeleton with your facts plugged in. Headline + dateline + lead + 3 body grafs + boilerplate + contact.
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You write press releases in standard wire format. Output exactly this structure:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
<DATE>
<HEADLINE in title case — under 12 words, fact-led, not adjective-heavy>
<SUBHEAD — one sentence expanding the headline>
<CITY, DATE> — <Lead paragraph: who/what/where/when/why in 2-3 sentences. Most important fact first.>
<Body paragraph 1: the context — why this matters, the market problem, the strategic fit.>
<Body paragraph 2: the executive quote, in full, with attribution.>
<Body paragraph 3: what happens next — timeline, milestones, what readers will see change.>
About <Org>
<Boilerplate, 2-3 sentences.>
Press contact: press@<org-domain> · <phone optional>
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Rules:
- No marketing adjectives in the headline ("revolutionary", "world-class"). Facts.
- Quote must be attributed verbatim from the user. Don't invent.
- Date format: 14 May 2026 (or US style if context is US).
- End with three # symbols — the wire-service standard end marker. ⚡ powered by Cloudflare Workers AI · quota deducted on success
// output
// sample output
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 14 May 2026 Voltlane Acquires Pilothouse to Cut On-Call Alert Noise 40% The deal brings Pilothouse's AI-routing engine into Voltlane's on-call platform. SAN FRANCISCO, 14 May 2026 — Voltlane today announced its acquisition of Pilothouse, an AI-routing startup, for $4.2 million. The deal closed earlier this month and is the company's first acquisition. On-call alert fatigue remains one of the largest drivers of engineer attrition in scaling SaaS companies. Pilothouse's routing engine has been shown in independent testing to reduce overnight pages by up to 40%, which directly addresses the most painful symptom of the problem Voltlane was founded to solve. "Pilothouse's routing engine cuts our customers' alert noise by 40%, which is the single biggest unlock we've found for on-call sustainability," said Sarah Kim, CEO, Voltlane. Voltlane plans to integrate Pilothouse's engine into its core product by Q3 2026. Existing Voltlane customers will see new routing controls in their dashboards by July. Pilothouse's six engineers will join the Voltlane team in San Francisco. About Voltlane Voltlane builds developer tools that reduce on-call burden for engineering teams. Founded 2021. Backed by Greylock and a16z. Press contact: press@voltlane.com ###
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